I ate at Chipotle yesterday
Some of you may find this concerning, given my well-known work advocating the potato (particularly, french-fried potatoes) in the past. I've heard terms such as "waffler," "fence-sitter," and even "flip-flopper" bandied about, and while these terms are personally hurtful to me and my family, I respect your rights as Americans to say them.
Let me explain.
I am well aware that Chipotle is not a broker of the potato in any form whatsoever. Their complete lack of support for this fine vegetable cannot be denied, and I myself have taken Chipotle to task many times for this egregious conduct.
Next, I would point out that my work as a potato advocate cannot go unnoticed. For decades, my unwavering support of this outstanding tuber has been without question, and my reputation in this regard remains untarnished.
I believe that it's important that we, as Americans -- whether we be public leaders or regular citizens -- can come together on issues that polarize us, that separate us. This is the key to building a healthy society, and the cornerstone of good government. Where my detractors say "waffler," I say "consensus-builder." Where they say "flip-flopper," I say "open-minded patriot."
By eating at Chipotle yesterday or even today, I do not believe I am being inconsistent within my own views and arguments. Rather, my ability to see both sides of an issue allows me the flexibility to make decisions that increase the net good for all, regardless if those decisions conflict with my own personal philosophies. This is not inconsistency; it is just common sense, and furthermore, it's good public policy.
In closing, I'd just like to say it's been my privilege and honor to tirelessly promote the potato in all its forms throughout the years. Please, visit Chipotle today, and vote YES to potatoes in this year's upcoming election.
Thank you.