Bob Costas
Dear Diary:
I was over at Bob's [Costas -- ed.] last night and something happened that really freaked me out. Bob showed me his pornography collection. That in itself is not a really huge deal, but it turns out Bob has like the 5th or 6th biggest porn collection in the United States.
Even that wasn't really that big of a deal, but then he started showing me some of the movies and he talked extensively about them, just like he does when he's on TV breaking down the Olympics.
"Now this film, from what is now Latvia but what was then the former Soviet Union, is a perfect example of a truly spellbinding performance -- a performance so endearing, it affected viewers of all nations regardless of their political standings. Always a huge favorite in eastern Europe, it became an underground sensation in the United States when American porn acress Kanista Summers tried to defect to the Soviet Union, in order to work with the director and producer of the film you are about to see. Ladies and Gentlemen: The Voyeur and the Lesbian."
Anyway Diary, it was just really fucking freaky. I have to go, bye for now.