Archive for February, 2006

Sparky

Friday, February 24th, 2006
I hate it when people just assume "Sparky" is the pet name for my lighter. It isn't! My lighter's pet name is Todd Ishikawa.

Bob Costas

Monday, February 20th, 2006

Dear Diary:
I was over at Bob's [Costas -- ed.] last night and something happened that really freaked me out. Bob showed me his pornography collection. That in itself is not a really huge deal, but it turns out Bob has like the 5th or 6th biggest porn collection in the United States.
Even that wasn't really [...]

Dear Corey

Sunday, February 12th, 2006
Dear Corey: Please update your blog. Regards; --booj