Sparky
Friday, February 24th, 2006
I hate it when people just assume "Sparky" is the pet name for my lighter. It isn't! My lighter's pet name is Todd Ishikawa.
Dear Diary:
I was over at Bob's [Costas -- ed.] last night and something happened that really freaked me out. Bob showed me his pornography collection. That in itself is not a really huge deal, but it turns out Bob has like the 5th or 6th biggest porn collection in the United States.
Even that wasn't really [...]