Bob Loser
Session Start (AIM - b00jit:j-mart): June 12 10:00:40 2004
b00jit: one of our customers is named "Bob Loser"
j-mart: no way
b00jit: my boss is like, "it's actually pronounced 'lozer'"
j-mart: I bet that guy had a tough time in school.
b00jit: i'm like, "he's not fooling anybody. He's fucking Bob loser"
b00jit: how do you just not get that name changed right away?
j-mart: Bob Loser
j-mart: You might as well be called Bob Idiot or Bob Nodick
b00jit: i mean, how do you just go around your whole life, correcting people...telling them it's pronounced "lozer"?
b00jit: Bob Loser
j-mart: Loser....party of four....Loser...Party of four....your table is ready.
b00jit: man, that guy really is a loser. The fact he has gone his whole adult life and hasn't changed his name...that makes him a real fucking loser
b00jit: how do you be a woman and marry into that?
j-mart: I wonder what happens if your his wife and ...besat me too it.
b00jit: "im going to become a loser!"
j-mart: I'm goig to go hang out with the loser side of the family....
b00jit: AND THE WINNER IS....BOB LOSER!!! COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
j-mart: Bob Loser....Your fired!
b00jit: Mr loser, I'm sorry. You only have 6 months to live
j-mart: hehe
b00jit: "Calling Mr. Loser...Mr Bob Loser. Your car is being towed. Also: you left your lights on."
j-mart: bob Loser.
j-mart: poor bastard.
j-mart: I wonder if he's really tall and whether he's the biggest Loser the family line has ever produced....
j-mart: http://genforum.genealogy.com/loser/
b00jit: Bob Loser steps up to the starting blocks. He's waited a lifetime for this one race...Losers first, last, and only chance at Olympic gold. Loser sets...
b00jit: Loser false starts...he resets.
b00jit: You can cut the tension on this track with a knife
j-mart: http://www.nv.cc.va.us/home/rloser/
b00jit: and there's the starting gun. Loser is off like a rocket. He's well ahead of the pack.
b00jit: coming into the first turn, and Loser looks good.
j-mart: Bill, I'm really impressed with Loser's start here. His stride is decent and he's really being agressive. I don't think any of us expected quite this good of a start from Loser.
b00jit: We're halfway through the race and Loser is holding on to his lead. Can he do it? Can he be the first U.S. Loser to capture gold in an Olympic event. I say "U.S. Loser," because there was a Loser on the French synchronized swimming team which took gold in the 1924 Olympics.
b00jit: loser is still ahead here in the final stretch. Boy, is this an exciting event. He's closing on the finish line. I don't think anybody can catch him now, barring some sort of catastrophe...
b00jit: AND LOSER HAS JUST WON THE G....WAIT A SECOND!! WAIT...AT THE EXACT SECOND HE WAS ABOUT TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE, HE HAS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AND IS LYING IN A CRUMPLED HEAP ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM THE FINISH LINE. MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE RUNNING TO ATTEND....
j-mart: too far...
Session Close (j-mart): June 12 10:30:36 2004
b00jit: one of our customers is named "Bob Loser"
j-mart: no way
b00jit: my boss is like, "it's actually pronounced 'lozer'"
j-mart: I bet that guy had a tough time in school.
b00jit: i'm like, "he's not fooling anybody. He's fucking Bob loser"
b00jit: how do you just not get that name changed right away?
j-mart: Bob Loser
j-mart: You might as well be called Bob Idiot or Bob Nodick
b00jit: i mean, how do you just go around your whole life, correcting people...telling them it's pronounced "lozer"?
b00jit: Bob Loser
j-mart: Loser....party of four....Loser...Party of four....your table is ready.
b00jit: man, that guy really is a loser. The fact he has gone his whole adult life and hasn't changed his name...that makes him a real fucking loser
b00jit: how do you be a woman and marry into that?
j-mart: I wonder what happens if your his wife and ...besat me too it.
b00jit: "im going to become a loser!"
j-mart: I'm goig to go hang out with the loser side of the family....
b00jit: AND THE WINNER IS....BOB LOSER!!! COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
j-mart: Bob Loser....Your fired!
b00jit: Mr loser, I'm sorry. You only have 6 months to live
j-mart: hehe
b00jit: "Calling Mr. Loser...Mr Bob Loser. Your car is being towed. Also: you left your lights on."
j-mart: bob Loser.
j-mart: poor bastard.
j-mart: I wonder if he's really tall and whether he's the biggest Loser the family line has ever produced....
j-mart: http://genforum.genealogy.com/loser/
b00jit: Bob Loser steps up to the starting blocks. He's waited a lifetime for this one race...Losers first, last, and only chance at Olympic gold. Loser sets...
b00jit: Loser false starts...he resets.
b00jit: You can cut the tension on this track with a knife
j-mart: http://www.nv.cc.va.us/home/rloser/
b00jit: and there's the starting gun. Loser is off like a rocket. He's well ahead of the pack.
b00jit: coming into the first turn, and Loser looks good.
j-mart: Bill, I'm really impressed with Loser's start here. His stride is decent and he's really being agressive. I don't think any of us expected quite this good of a start from Loser.
b00jit: We're halfway through the race and Loser is holding on to his lead. Can he do it? Can he be the first U.S. Loser to capture gold in an Olympic event. I say "U.S. Loser," because there was a Loser on the French synchronized swimming team which took gold in the 1924 Olympics.
b00jit: loser is still ahead here in the final stretch. Boy, is this an exciting event. He's closing on the finish line. I don't think anybody can catch him now, barring some sort of catastrophe...
b00jit: AND LOSER HAS JUST WON THE G....WAIT A SECOND!! WAIT...AT THE EXACT SECOND HE WAS ABOUT TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE, HE HAS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AND IS LYING IN A CRUMPLED HEAP ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM THE FINISH LINE. MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE RUNNING TO ATTEND....
j-mart: too far...
Session Close (j-mart): June 12 10:30:36 2004