Archive for October, 2002

I hate everyone

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002
A recent email to T-Mobile support: Dear T-Mobile web site people: I have spent about 10 minutes now looking for the voice mail instructions on your dumb web site. They are either not there, or they are so ridiculously hard to find, that they might as well not be there. [...]

Calling all Musicians, Producers

Friday, October 11th, 2002
I'm currently writing the lyrics for a love ballad. If you are interesting in assisting with the composition or production of this piece, please contact me right away. Due to copyright restrictions, I cannot post all the lyrics, but here is the first verse as an appetizer. AMY (tempo: slow, but still rocking) AMY: Her hair was always [...]